I’ve been watching a lot of Hallmark Christmas movies, and here’s what I’m being sold* while watching:
- A magical eyebrow shaper.
- Nordic Track/Bowflex/Peleton.
- Wayfair. All the time, Wayfair.
- Life Alert bracelets.
- Balsam Hill Christmas trees (which, by the way, can run up to $1,000).
*In addition to the science-fiction fantasy that Christmas is a magical romantic time where all my dreams come true.