Today I took a survey about the state of singles in the LDS church.
If I’m to believe at least four of the men I’ve dated, I’m not married because God told them to stop dating me. (Interesting article about that excuse here.)
If I believe my inner demons, I am not married because I do not now, nor have I ever, meet a physical ideal that many Mormon men think they deserve.
The real reason? Maybe ask every man I’ve dated in the past 25 years why I wasn’t worth marrying.
This question is offensive and ridiculous.
Hey. “We believe in being honest…” (see #13 here.) So I was.