My Wallet.

An incomplete list of the stupid things I did today:

  • Forgot to close the lid of the washer after I loaded my clothes in, so when the spin cycle was over, there was 4 inches of water still in the washer.
  • Turned off the TV twice, when I really meant to press the “play” button on my TiVo remote.
  • Threw my spare set of keys away, in a dumpster that I could not climb in so instead I poked around with the handle of an old mop I hadn’t yet thrown out, only to not find the keys in the dumpster at all…but I can’t find them any place else, either.

So today I’m grateful that I did not lose my wallet. Because based on all the evidence, I very well could have.

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